Flerglesmgerf

And his brother Hershelmgerf

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

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